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Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Yeah...cause strippers show up in cop cars -_-
Your friends must have been really drunk not to know that.
Strippers that show up in cars with strobe lights? DAMN! YOU MUSTA PUT IN EXTRA!
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