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Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

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Yeah...cause strippers show up in cop cars -_-

Your friends must have been really drunk not to know that.

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:12am by NGM_47

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Strippers that show up in cars with strobe lights? DAMN! YOU MUSTA PUT IN EXTRA!

#6 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:20am by caancoha

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