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Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34976) - you deserved it (1419)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Probably a very poor attempt at saying "it wasn't your fault"

#7 - On 02/15/2009 at 3:48pm by arms_akimbo

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Its really better then not knowing why.

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:31am by Scars

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