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Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43399) - you deserved it (2492)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by travinator121611 (man) - United States (California)

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