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Today, I invited everyone to a gig I'm playing at a bar. They closed it down just for me when I told them how many people were attending, and I spent all day setting it up. Turns out nobody showed up besides my mom, my dad, and 2 of my cousins. I still had to play 7 songs in front of them. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 11:02am - misc - by playinmyguitar (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Hey, a gig is a gig. You should be grateful that they support you, because I know a hell of a lot of parents who don't support their kids who try and get into music.

Also, I believe there's a moral in there about not counting your chickens before they hatch. Were you sure to get confirmation for the people you invited?

#3 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:53pm by RESTAREA

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You really assumed everyone that said they would show up actually would? They were just being polite, ydi

#2 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:52pm by youreanidiot

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