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Today, I invited everyone to a gig I'm playing at a bar. They closed it down just for me when I told them how many people were attending, and I spent all day setting it up. Turns out nobody showed up besides my mom, my dad, and 2 of my cousins. I still had to play 7 songs in front of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (4590)

On 08/15/2009 at 11:02am - misc - by playinmyguitar (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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