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Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6398) - you deserved it (48233)

On 08/13/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by drunkard (man) - Germany (Bayern)

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