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Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML

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YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:17pm by xxMiiNii

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woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:16pm by vein

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