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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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My dog does that, it's funny..

#3 - On 08/11/2009 at 6:12am by catatonicsleep

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Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 6:13am by maybe_tomorrow

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