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Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
I'll take that experience over my experience: gorilla crap thrown from 10 ft away
What zoo does not have a bathroom? Man up and go to the bathroom and wash your face with soap and water.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015