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Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by foojew93 (man) - United States (Florida)

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I'll take that experience over my experience: gorilla crap thrown from 10 ft away

#10 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:15pm by simplyn2deep

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What zoo does not have a bathroom? Man up and go to the bathroom and wash your face with soap and water.

#23 - On 08/09/2009 at 9:06pm by Buzzetta

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