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Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Uhg, I hate these kind of people, you try to help them out but then they have to go and be ass holes about it. FYL

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:03pm by littlemotel6

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I would tell him go ahead and file charges- he didn't SEE you take the money, which you didn't, and he can't prove it. End of story.

This is why people don't do nice things anymore- cuz it bites them in the butt.

#5 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:03pm by beerab

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