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Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (53810) - you deserved it (2772)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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