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Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20487) - you deserved it (2310)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

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whose out there like,
"that man is dancing.
we must call the cops before
he wreaks havoc on the town."

#19 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:24pm by girlnextdoor_678

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who the fuck would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!

#18 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:09pm by resawins

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