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Today, I found out that bees like to make hives in odd places, like in your vintage car's trunk. I also found out that they don't like it when you break their hive in half when you open the trunk to get out a spare tire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43383) - you deserved it (3559)

On 08/03/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Stung (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Fuck You Honey Nut Cheerios Bee.
That's not a balanced breakfast you're giving me... it lies!

#19 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:45pm by NoMercy

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im sorry. btw all you losers who just go around looking for reasons to say ydi like ydi for having a car or ydi for being a guy are idiots who need a life

#57 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:10am by ma4evr

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