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Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident, when my dad came to pick me up instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when he went to the hospital while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
Wait, you hurt your arm riding a SCOOTER?
Fuck, I haven't had one of those since like, fifth grade. I needs to buy me a Razr.
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