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TODAY, I HURT MAH ARM IN A SCOOTER ACCIDENT,HEN MAH DAD CAME TO PICK ME UP INSTEAD OF TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL LYK A NORMAL DAD, HE TOOK ME DIRECTLY HOMEHERE HE SPENT A HOUR SHAVING AND TAKING A SHOWER SO HE WOULD "LOOK NICE"HEN HE WENT TO THE HOSPITALHILE I CLUTCHED MAH ARM IN PAIN. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45722) - you deserved it (3785)

On 08/02/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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... Your dad is a dick.

#2 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:06am by pieisyourdrug

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thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

#3 - On 08/02/2009 at 6:07am by Snazaza

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