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Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident, when my dad came to pick me up instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when he went to the hospital while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (2475)

On 08/02/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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