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Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card & the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7119) - you deserved it (33361)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by flustered - United States (California)

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