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Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (2580)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Just dig out the toothpaste and fill it the right way

#2 - On 07/24/2009 at 6:48pm by assassinated

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Specifications are your friends.

#4 - On 07/24/2009 at 6:49pm by notapplicable123

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