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Today, I turned 18. I thought it was bad enough that I had to pick up my own ice cream cake from the store, but then when I got home, my family discovered no more room in the freezer. They decided to eat it so it wouldn't melt. Without me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41801) - you deserved it (2478)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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How could they eat it without you if you brought it home?

#6 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:14pm by dinosgorawrr

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hahahha thats great but uh happy birthday!

#1 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:10pm by bigtitties69

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