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Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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O.O what an asshole guard!

#1 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:04pm by DemonicAngel151

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Running through the airport looks romantic on movies - in real life? Not such a great idea. The security guard probably should have tried to do something nonphysical to stop you first, before tackling, though...

#9 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:13pm by mj2123

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