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Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42156) - you deserved it (4859)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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