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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7023) - you deserved it (66677)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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