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Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31953) - you deserved it (4362)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

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At least you weren't humping your pillow.

#8 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:10pm by mercyFML

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You were having a sex dream.
Don't lie.

#10 - On 07/16/2009 at 2:13pm by redbluegreen

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