Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29126) - you totally deserved it (16242)
On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)
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i moderated this! FIRRRST!
#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:04am by uLtra_attitude
Your kind of girl, judged on appearance? YDI for being shallow.
#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:13am by PumpkinTarte
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When he meant 'looked like my type of girl' it's when you look at someone on street and try and judge their personality. I do it quite a lot, I just get this vibe of how confident they are and how nice/friendly they are, I will go far as to measure intelligence, I won't ever use the judgements when meeting new people because that is unfair.
#27 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:07am by Alexgoesfml
Bah! PumpkinTarte, every sensible guy does it, regardless of there actual intelligence or deep-ness (if such a quality is in any of us).
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You just described judging new people, EXACTLY. Then you say you don't do it? Whatever. You are shallow, and so is the OP. Shallow judgmental pigs.
Oh and it's "their" and "depth" not "deep-ness," moron.
#46 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:48am by jmgirl
Well, in a lot of ways, his sister is his type of girl. Probably the same blood type, and they would be perfect matches for each other if they needed organs.
...But yeah, not in a romantic way, I hope.
#49 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:01am by Bombercules
when you first see someone you dont know their personality and all you have to go off of is how they look
and btw, the only people that complain about other people being shallow are the ugly ones
Umm... I just has to say (although someone else might've said it already), people calling the OP and others shallow judgmental pigs are being pretty... judgmental? =/ YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR LIFE!!1!! Haha. :D
#56 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:53am by Whininghippo
Where I live (also Ontario), I rarely see girls riding their bikes. That could actually say quite a bit about her: she cares about the environment, she's trying to keep in shape through exercise (instead of just not eating, like most girls), and she isn't high maintenance.
Then again, she just might not be able to drive yet, and had no other means of getting to the hair salon. XP
OP, can I have her number? She sounds like my kind of girl! =P
#62 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:31pm by MichaelExe
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@jmgirl
HURR HURR, I CAN'T NAIL ANYTHING ON THE GUY SO I HAVE TO POKE FUN AT HIS TYPING.
Face the facts, stupid shit, every guy does it. When I see anyone, I judge them. I'm extremely prejudice in my mind, and only in my mind. A black guy? I figure he's a no-good gangster. When I meet him, do I act towards him thinking he's a no-good gangster? Absolutely not. It just so happens my prejudice is generally right, but I give people chances to prove me wrong.
Stop failing.
@jmgirl
Although he did just contradict himself, no need to be so nasty. This is nothing to get butt hurt about.
Or maybe by "my kind" he meant "the kind I find physically attractive." It's hard to judge the personality of someone you see on the street, but that doesn't mean you can't judge their appearance, nor that appearance is the only thing you care about.
Shallow? For being physically attracted to some women? What planet are you from?
#133 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:26am by FoundManyLemons
Everybody does it. Are you trying to say that women don't?
#160 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:43pm by irononreverse
Whats with all the sisterly love FMLs, and they are all from canada lol.
That really does suck dude, try not to have too big of a complex
#6 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:15am by jd_superjive
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Dear Slipknot asshole: the plural of deer is, surprisingly, deer.
Apparently your father took your advice and fucked his sister often enough to produce you. You really should be proud of your legacy. Soon, your sister will be born and you can get it on with her (once she's 18 of course).
It's a miracle you can speak, let alone type semi-coherent sentences. Stay strong, fuckface.
#7 please go fuck yourself you ignorant fuck.
Canadians don't fuck their own relatives, it's only stupid hicks like you, who think so. Canadians don't have babies with their own cousins, dumbass. This guy didn't notice it was his sister, obviuosly, he was far away, and since she just died her hair blonde, how the fuck was he supposed to know that it was his sister. So, once again, go fuck yourself you racist prick.
Seriously, is everyone that stereotypical, about Canadians. Hey, this may shock you, but we have electricity up here. And it's not winter 24/7. In fact, in Toronto right now it's actually quite a nice day today. And no, I don't live in a goddamn igloo. And yeah, we have cars up here, as a matter of fact, I own a corvette. And surprisingly, we do have other food than deer. So no #7, we do not rape deer(not deers, deer). I don't know where you got that idea from, but I mean, I don't judge, so if you rape deer in your spare time, good luck to you.
Fuck you #7 and THANK YOU number 26. I also get that stereotype a lot on xbox live "oh how did you get the internet into your igloo!?!" or some shit like that. fucking idiots. rape the deer? i mean comeon wth
#28 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:24am by heavenandhell
28 I get the same thing on Xbox. But don't even worry about it. If your playing NHL, just remember that most of the other guys team is made up of Canadian players. We have the best national hockey team in the world, except maybe Russia (ovechkins a fuckin tank).
Ummm slipknot... I'm not black, and I'm pretty sure I live further north than you do, seeing how I live in Canada. My God, you're stupid.
lolz ii dnt liive iin canade but ii agree! :D {and iif any1 has a complaiint about how iim spellin u can go fuk urself} =)
#64 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:36pm by werewolf_13
why r ther so many canadian haters on this site. a shit load of ppl get in to online fights bout it. who gives a fuck. ur so right #26.
#135 - On 07/12/2009 at 4:37am by Chungli_street
by the way, the swedish hockey team is better than the canadian team. sorry.
#137 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:34am by jenmh
Oh shit I totally forgot about Sweden, they are good, but last olympics the people who chose the Canadian hockey team were dumbasses. I mean they put fuckin brian mccabe on the team! Seriously, 2010 is gonna be better for Canada. Even though, they left out marc savard.
I don't get why in all these FML's people are calling Canadian-haters racist. Being Canadian isn't a race...its a nationality. get it right folkz! not to be a troll or anything. x)
Like he said in the original post, he was looking at her body not her face.
#58 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:02pm by mysitc_burrito
So tired of these "I saw a hot girl and realized it was my sister" stories. Do you not know what your sisters look like? OP: you're an idjit.
I am usually the last person to think "fake" with these FMLs, because life is truly strange, but this can't be real.
It's a rare woman/girl indeed who spends a comparative fortune on getting their hair done, in this case, the even pricier hair colour change (and with highlights, $$$) and does ANYTHIING in the next 24 hrs which could ruin it -- like bike riding.
what if she was just getting a haircut?
I assumed she wasn't going for the whole styling thing because she was riding a bike. =/
#74 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:15pm by MichaelExe
seriously there are WAYYY too many of these FMLs lately. "i totally wanted to nail this chick and then i realized it was my sister." i really can't imagine that people don't recognize their own siblings. so either they are fake, or people really are attracted to their siblings and just want to be less disgusting so they act like they didn't realize who it was. either way, you're retarded and i'm tired of reading them.
#34 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:56am by fretforyerlatte
You're retarded, and I'm tired of reading anything you have to say already after reading just one comment.
#51 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:14am by arienh4
The FML never actually said he wanted to bang his sister, it just said he saw a beautiful girl on a bike who seemed right for him, he got home, then his sister arrived home. If you read it carefully, there's really no connection between the arrival of his sister and the girl on the bike.
#61 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:16pm by deathbunny256
It's implied, though. If they weren't the same girl, he wouldn't have submitted the FML, tbh.
#65 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:36pm by MichaelExe
Jesus everybody in the world judges on appearance. An those who say they don't are full of shit
#63 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:31pm by xavierdevoy
I think the pleasure of making fun of Canadiens comes from the fact that it is the country closest to ours in physical/biological/cultural/religious and geographical make up. Canadians in the U.S. Aren't portrayed as living in igloos. (They save that for Alaska) They are seen as peacful (military sterotype) and a bit socialist (free health care, which I like being a sociology graduate) The fun in making fun of Canadians comes out of the fact that it seems so harmless, there are no true flaws that they posess as a people in the eyes of the U.S. Its almost like making fun of ourselves. I think it has persisted so long because Canadian Americans have not complained because they understand the true nature of the joking and U.S. Citizens possibly didn't know their jokes were hurtful because they were so silly and based in nothing but jest. I personally have never said a Canadian joke but I bet they could say a lot more crappy stuff about us that's true than we could make up about them. So to all Canadians who feel bad about this, please feel a bit better. After all, we're only stupid U.S. Citizens...
Actually, there are a lot of Canadian ass holes, tbh. You can tell by the reactions above.
And we are/were just as racist as Americans, if not more so.
We've got some pretty shameful history behind us: forcing Natives into the reserves, forcing the Japanese during WWII and the Ukrainians during WWI into interment camps, forcing the Chinese in British Columbia into the "Piggery" (a prison, where they would have to stay for about 6 months upon arrival in Canada), etc. We were also quite callous when accepting Jews even after WWII (we took in some couple thousand, while the UK took in ~80 000 and the US, 280 000).
#68 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:51pm by MichaelExe
bah, I'm probably off in my numbers. It's been too long since History class. XP
#78 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:46pm by MichaelExe
I'm from Canada and I honestly don't mind the Canadian jokes. In fact, I think they're hilarious. But the thing is, a lot of people are extremely ignorant about Canada, especially, those in the southern states. I saw people at the Canadian border one time wearing winter jackets, in the middle of summer. I'm guessing they were American, because, it was right at the Toronto-Buffalo border. They looked so confused, I was dying of laughter. Honestly, it's people like #7, ignorant fucks that think they're better than us, that piss me off. We live pretty much the same lifestyle. I have relatives that live in the US, I've been there many times, and other than landmarks, gun control laws (I wish Canada had same gun control laws as you guys do), drinking age (it's 19 in most of Canada, 18 in Quebec), and miltary and health care policies, Canada and the US is pretty much the same country. I don't know why some people in the US hate us.
Yeah, I'm Canadian and I find the jokes funny most of the time. It's annoying when people *seriously* think it's winter all year round and whatnot (although if you head far enough North, it's not that far from the truth either.
...the hell, my comment got truncated?
Anyway yes, there are a lot of jerks here as well, just like every other country in the world.
Brilliant post, Calaura. I think you're spot on. It's like a big brother picking on his little sister. heh... or picking up his little sister, who knows? ;] We know right now that we're more powerful and tease a bit, but hey it's anyone's win. At the rate we're going we shouldn't be surprised if we look over one day and see the little one out stride us. We've already got busloads heading up there for prescription meds.
Oh, and most of us would go nuts if anyone hurt Canada. Plus, Toronto rules.
Ahaha 113 that's pretty funny, I never looked at it that way before. And yeah Toronto rules (my hometown, even though all our sport teams are shit. At least the leafs and raptors seem to be doing something this offseason. I'm shocked!!!!! :D:P
Everyone calling OP shallow needs a quick lesson in psychology, and stop being hypocrites. If you saw a man in crummy clothes sitting next to AMPM you'd think he's homeless. You're judging.
Anyways, this post sounds like the beginning of a beautiful brother sister relationship!
WTF is wrong with thinking that your sister is hot? Damn, OP never said he advanced on her on anything.
I know my sister is smoking hot, but that doesn't mean I'm incestuous or anything. It's just acknowledging the fact.
OP: it's no way a FML, enjoy the fact that your sis isn't ugly and be glad for her.
ok so? you saw a really hot chick and you get home and your sister was riding a bike somewhere. I don't see the connection in this horrible fml.
#75 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:17pm by Nightfallz
the girl he saw on the way home was his sister, you would honestly have to be retarted not to make that connection on your own...
guys, seriously. the whole point of this website is so that people can lighten up about something that happened in their day. this guy posted this, hoping to get a laugh or at least a smile out of someone. and instead you're all arguing about incest and racism and judgmentalism.
to start with - judgmentalism.
yes, everyone does it. EVERYONE. and you CAN tell some things about someone from the way they look. for example, is she wearing a flowing pink summery dress and a ribbon in her hair with a little purse hanging from her shoulder riding a pushbike with a basket on the front? or a midriff top, tight shorts riding a harley davidson? clothing, hairstyles, make-up - they're all ways to express yourself. so yeah, you can tell some things about a person just by looking at the outside. but judgmental people are the people who take this first impression and swear by it - a minority, definitely.
racism.
GUYS. GROW UP. people who live in canada are exactly the same as people living in america, or italy, or australia, or england. they all have families and friends, they think about politics and economics the same as we do, they might want to settle down and have a family. THEIR BRAINS FUNCTION THE SAME GENERAL WAYS - THEY'RE HUMANS AS WELL. so i suggest you keep your mouths shut untill you find something to back up your immature claims.
and as for people starting fights over spelling - just get over it. someonefurther up started a fight over someone else starting a fight over spelling. and that was the whole point of their comment. guys, come on. bigger fish to fry. get worked up over child abuse or whaling or deforestation. dont get so worked up over a typo or spelling error.
to the op: awh, that sucks to be you :( at least you didnt call anything out to her! cause she would've known the car.. haha! she never has to know :P
thatisall.
You're right, but most of the people making judgemental or prejudice comments aren't going to read all of that.
I try to see the best in everyone (and the worst in myself), but maybe that makes me naive.
#81 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:54pm by MichaelExe
Lol, OP, that's shitty. But It's not THHAAAATTTTT bad?
So you're sister's good-looking.
Just because she's related doesn't make her unfashionable and unattractive.
So, chill out.
Yeah, you can tell a bit, sometimes alot, about a person by their appearence,
so it might creep you out that she seemed your type.
But you were raised in the same family?
Get my point?
So, it's all good.
;D aha.
#82 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:01pm by casscontagious
Incest is the best, take your sister to the test! -internet
Well technically she IS your type of girl, seeing as how she also came from your parents and all.
#84 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:03pm by uberchicken
first of all you should recognize your own sister from 3 miles away, second off what kinda girl rides her bike home after getting her hair done? doesnt she know humidity/sweat/wind will f it up?
FAIL u deserve it
It's true. What else do you have to base your first impression of someone on? Their looks.
You can't tell someone's personality by their looks. For all you know, that cute girl is actually a killer lolicon. :x
woah. the FYLs are 9450 and the YDIs are 4450. That's so weird xD lmao. but at least you weren't like that jackass who started hitting on his sister unknowingly. /:
#91 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:47pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
I'm Canadian and there all just joking you guys should calm down i really care, but if they do mean it fuck them lol but seriously
Wow, I think you seem incredibly shallow. I mean, nice body + blonde hair = your kind of girl!
#104 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:49pm by bridezilla
He wrote: "She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair AND looked like my kind of girl!", not "She had an amazing body and beautiful blonde hair SO she looked like my kind of girl!"
Read the replies to #4. He also omitted some details like her clothing, and everyone seems to ignore the fact that she was riding a bike; both of which can say a lot about someone.
#109 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:31pm by MichaelExe
so, why is that so bad?
if you didn't make a move, or didn't tell your sister about it, it's okay
there are lots of people who are "your type"
#105 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:56pm by chatterbox72
Why would she ride her bike to a hair salon? She will get all sweaty and that would mess it up wouldnt it?
Lmao. Awkward. Lol.
Ohh & He's not shallow. Stop making such a big deal over nothing. Seriously. Just laugh at this FML and move on with your lives.
No it would be then... Inbred babies. But I think this guys smart enough to know that's wrong, which is why be put the story on fml.
Ah gotta love the obnoxious fucking asshole trolls.
The one about the blood type was funny. The rest of you should get a life.
#126 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:52pm by jmgirl
Sounds like you have a good looking sister... But wouldn't you know her from her face? Or body shape/size even? lol
#127 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:08pm by DeathShad0
How the hell can you be that stupid? It's your sister, I'm pretty sure you'd know what she looks like a mile away. I don't think this one's real.
#128 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:41pm by thisisnotagame
Honestly, enough with the fucking shallow comments. Seriously, I'm sure every guy out there would go out with Megan Fox, even though all we know about her is that she's damn sexy. So, I ask you, does that make every guy in the world a shallow bastard? And if you say it does, I can honestly live with that.
Yeah, personality is important, but I could not bring myself to go out with am ugly girl. Don't try to act like you don't feel the same way about people of the opposite sex.
You know, there was an experiment done once where the participants were shown various pictures of members of the opposite sex. Their objective was to pick out the most attrative one and almost all of them chose a picture of themselves that was modified to look like their respective opposite sex. And siblings have similar features, so in a scientific way this makes sense.
But, how the fuck can you not know that was your sister, dude? HAHAHHAA. Silly man.
YDI for judging off of appearance... that happened to me, but I was the chick and the guy was my bros best friend who is like a brother to me.. just laugh it off
#141 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:40pm by Indigo1025
So does that mean you're not gonna ask her out?...
#144 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:36pm by TheEntertainer89
Tell her you saw her and found her hot.
At worst: she LOLs or say 'eww'.
At best ... well happy times!
and you admit this publicly? i mean this is just something you keep to yourself.
#147 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:59pm by Paige_Nicole10
I'm pretty sure this is fake. No brother would describe their sister like that after the fact unless he's already had incestuous thoughts...
hey, so your sister's hot. she's bound to have some good looking friends. go that way, champ. otherwise, incest is best!
#155 - On 07/14/2009 at 1:44pm by Maverick1130
hahaha out of all the FMLs i read today.. this one made me laugh out loud.
#156 - On 07/14/2009 at 11:28pm by regalitofatal
YDI for thinking "that's my kind of girl" after seeing her from a distance for a few seconds. don't be so shallow. but congrats, you are now another of the many many guys that see your sister as nothing more than a body.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...............................INCEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#158 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:55pm by spawn_of_satan
Time to start thinking about who to set her up with on a date... Someone you want to have owe you a favor. And tell your sister she looks very nice.
Why would someone like a girl because their pretty? That's so sick. You should be ashamed of yourself. Especially because you thought your sister was "your kind of girl".
well, my brother didn't realize that it was me until we changed with numbers and my name came on his screen. :P lol, don't get you guys!
