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Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41637) - you deserved it (26762)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)

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Incest is overrated, go for it! ;D

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:07am by dacho

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Wow... how did you not recognize her face?? o.O kinkyyyy

#9 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:20am by Vilen1025

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