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Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39148) - you deserved it (7815)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

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i think i love you. wow. you made my morning

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 6:01am by randomchick

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Being a Kindergarten Teacher by profession, I definitely know how you feel. Not only you need to watch what you do, but what you say as well.

#7 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:44am by Sensei K

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