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Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML


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On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by WhitneyHouston (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...

#2 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:09pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:22pm by colourmealy

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