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Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (38629)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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So, was he impressed?

#12 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:45am by girlygirl666

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That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

#4 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:40am by JazzSpazz

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