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Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you totally deserved it (5736)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Embarresedguy (man) - United States (Georgia)

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HAHA.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:58pm by sayhello

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

what kind of sick community do you live in that has neighborhood meetings.

#45 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:32pm by rainbowpower

Goddamit don't just reply to #1 so you can be on top. It makes you look like a dick.

#50 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:53pm by girandwogpig

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

This is completely fake, go to the last page of FML (334) and you'll find THIS EXACT FML, BY THE EXACT SAME PERSON. I know you want to make people laugh, but realism and non-repeats please?

#52 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:01pm by justanotherpersn

No, the server is having a problem. Because if you go to page 334, and you look at the date of that FML, you see that it's the same date as today.
Maybe you should check all the details before making accusations, dickhead.

#53 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:06pm by oinkimnicole

Oh please. FAKE. This Happened to Frank in EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.

#57 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:31pm by musicgirl84

Haha. Fraaaank. x)

#63 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am by MeganH0LLYW00D

whoa... your right thats weird lol

#70 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:05am by poopy910

It also happened to Phil in Kath&Kim! I hate when people make stuff up on FML and it's obviously fake. YDI for being a douchenozzle and stealing off of TV shows

#90 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:55am by lovemyfml

this is what I want to know. I would not go to them.

Hell, they're lucky you weren't frolicking nude in knee-high grass.

#91 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:10am by shamille

First of all there is no reason the bash someone because of a story they have decided to entertain you with; you should be thrilled while being respectful. Oh and by the way, if you are able to state the page number... you need to rethink your comments... respectfully! :)

#97 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:38pm by heder_sessa

I don't see why it matters if people take stuff off TV shows. Identity isn't important when it comes to FMLs, it's just something that happened to someone somewhere.

#99 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:45pm by beethoven

It also happened to Apu on the Simpsons

#105 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:24am by bskballa92

U a girl or guy?

#2 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:58pm by Hockeymaniac

It says "Embarrasedguy" is the author, so I'd assume they're male.

#8 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:07pm by duct_tape_zombie

it also saids man right next to that

#29 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:27pm by ladykitty

I dont get Bathrobes, what the hell were u wearing to sleep nothing?

Whats the FML? I was seen naked by whole block?

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:58pm by RJB

sleeping naked is the best way to sleep

#18 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:30pm by aaaaa12345

Only a fool sleeps with something on.

And the FML is that he's now going to appear on the sex offender list and his future is essentially over, because this event will stop him doing nearly anything.

Feminism has done such great things for the world, eh?

#25 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:51pm by Finnboghi

Sleeping naked is comfortable during this hot weather, especially if you're trying to save money by not turning on the A.C.

And idk what kind of bathrobe the OP was wearing, because even if it(mine) comes undone, while leaning over no less, not much is revealed unless your whole street was standing in front of you

#32 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:43pm by drano

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I should just put FIRST to piss everyone off, hahahaha

#4 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:59pm by kimfosho

why would you wear something that is likely to fall off where people could see you?! People are idiots... Ydi

#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:00pm by XvxvX

LOL

#6 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:01pm by offtimeguitarist

Wow dude ahahahah

#7 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:03pm by do_u_love_me

Were they bothered by your nudity? Wow. People are stupid.

#9 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:07pm by vitch

Haha did people honk

#10 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:09pm by danielbudzynski

Whether this really is an FML depends on whether or not they liked what they saw ;)
The whole street will be going 'And did you see the size of his...!!!!'. Is this good or bad?
I suppose that since you decided to post the story on here, we have our answer =D

#11 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:12pm by jenkins56

Exactly my thoughts. :D

#23 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:47pm by redbluegreen

This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?

#12 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:12pm by YDIForSure

lmao, no wonder y ur "embarresed guy"... FYL. :-/ funny tho... srry.

#13 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:13pm by Nacirema20

I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!

#14 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:14pm by taterpotatotots

Have you learned nothing from television sitcoms?

#15 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:15pm by crumsnatcha

then don't go to the neighborhood meeting then? :\

#16 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:16pm by hotbeefinjection

I'd guess about 6 inches.

Sorry couldn't resist.

#30 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:39pm by EMR

good one

#33 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:44pm by suck54u

everyone on your street huh? so they all were standing outside waiting for you to get the paper?

#19 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:33pm by 1234five

Hahahah you made me crack up. xD

#21 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:37pm by milgalo

lol for real thats what i was thinking!

i don't know about you but i just love to sit and wait for my neighbors to come outside in hopes that something embarrassing or indecent will happen to them. the whole neighborhood gets involved... its a blast.

#28 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:19pm by lostmymind16

Took the words right outta my fingers.

#40 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:23pm by fckaduck

You can hold words in your fingers?!?!?!?! sick!!
:)

#83 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:31am by vampirate

Thats pretty quick reactions if you were seen naked this morning, and already, they've held a meeting about it.

#20 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:34pm by TysonFawlay

I wouldn't be suprized if he was seen nude a few days or a week ago ago and the meeting was held today. FMLs have to start with "Today" otherwise they won't get posted. He couldn't say "A few days ago..." Just and FYI.

And YDI for not making sure your bathrobe was tied tight enough.

#24 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:50pm by bbbbanjo

Yah! Right,
First time and the whole neighborhood is gonna have a meeting! You are probably a pervert! Serves you Right!

#22 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:41pm by riketbal

that's gross I hope u weren't wearing one of those gay short robes

#26 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:52pm by luvmuffin12

Lolololol

#27 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:58pm by ITuMT

Nope, just your nudity.

#31 - On 07/03/2009 at 9:40pm by DarthJeff

How would it be in the next meeting if this happened today?

#34 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:00pm by Lt_Maverick

that's why you don't go out in your robe to grab the paper. or at least wear a pair of shorts under it or something!

#35 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:10pm by j3nn1987

Lol fail

#36 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:14pm by zach5

Try some underware. They help those sorts thing.

#37 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:15pm by lovely997

ooooooo!

wow! so maybe if your single a single lady saw you.

#38 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:21pm by lakeylove

lmao wherrrre do you live :|

#39 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:23pm by xij3ss

btw, is embarrAssed,not embarresed...

#41 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:24pm by fab54ever

If u were a girl though it wouldve been less embarrasing cause mostly every1 will enjoy it :)

#42 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:25pm by zach5

YDI for not having a hot bod

#43 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:25pm by justdesserts

#2 fails

#44 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:27pm by zach5

That stinks. It wasn't your fault, after all; you didn't flash everyone on purpose.
FYL.

#46 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:37pm by quiddity

Everyone in your neighborhood fails

#47 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:43pm by beethoven

AHAHAHAA!!!

#48 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:44pm by MissxKim

Seems fake, How is it that you could not fix it in time, and everyone happened to be watching you, and.. Neighborhood meetings?

#49 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:48pm by Grawlix

l

#51 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:59pm by justanotherpersn

nehbore assotiations suck. mine ordered the pool closed monday to thurseday. they suck. fyl

#54 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:17pm by car6435

I guess they were not impressed

#55 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:24pm by GatorBites

Next time wear some UNDERWEAR!!!!

#56 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:30pm by lucksnothear1

underwear's for squares

#75 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:47am by lilevil93

People might have their comments taken more serious if they could spell.

#59 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:48pm by GatorBites

you must live in one of those tiny HOA communities, I'm sorry

#60 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:51pm by AshleyRose784

that really sucks...sry!

#61 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:02am by jrwxoxo

Hahaha you deserve it for going to neighborhood meetings.

#62 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am by Maricely1

Sleeping naked is the way to go.

#64 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:05am by MeganH0LLYW00D

Your whole neighborhood just happened to be looking? And your neighborhood holds meetings? About what, exactly?

This one's fake, but still funny =)

#65 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:37am by anonymous2323

..neighborhood meetings.. i dont have to say anything it speaks for itself lol

#66 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am by livngood_fosho

Tell me you at least wore underwear underneath!?!!

#67 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:43am by jdawg777

what a buncha uptight pr1cks. unless you make a habit of mooning the neighborhood, tell them to go climb a pole.

#68 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:47am by Qup

Not everyone saw, probably. A couple ppl probably did then spread the news, maybe?

#71 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:08am by brunoisbeast

You did it by accident. Your neighbors are crazy.

#72 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:32am by 24788

This is fake, you said it happened today, and also said it was brought up on the next neighborhood meeting. But either way YDI

#73 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:40am by DW92

How dumb are you? that's the way FMLs are written you got the gist of it so who cares?

#80 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:23am by marz88

stfu.

#100 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:14pm by DW92

today... NEXT neighborhood meeting... :/

#74 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:44am by frozenpandaman

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that robe?

#76 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:48am by lesp

I never sleep naked because when I wake up in the morning after a little nude sleeping, my bed has sweat all over. My mom tought it was piss.

#77 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:55am by Shyman4ever

so.... IT.... happened today and the meeting happened today as well? if you're going to lie make sure that it makes sense first

#78 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:59am by mattcoll777

get off of this website immediately. and don't come back.

#81 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:26am by vampirate

YDI for misspelling embarrassed

#79 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:10am by xavierdevoy

.

#82 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:28am by vampirate

what's up with just the period?

#87 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:03am by khatuba

So what did they decide at the meeting = are they for or against public nudity? If they are against it, then that probably doesn't reflect well on you.

#84 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:38am by JackDupp

aaaah where are are the new fmls?! it's been like, 10 hours since i've seen any new ones!

#85 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:43am by khatuba

Why is your entire neighborhood outside all at the same time watching you get the paper?

#86 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:50am by ASUdec

Today, i lost 120 dollars fml

#88 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:16am by Paperchaser8794

you mean everyone was looking at you get your paper? that's weird cos in the morning not a lot of ppl are out and looking at each other, and if you realised your bathrobe had been loosened you could just quickly and quietly cover up and scram in to your house. considering you're a male it wasn't very obvious to see that thing since you were bending down right?

#92 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:54am by pingpongdj

U a man or woman?

#93 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:46am by goravens

You're a faggot for going to "neighborhood meetings" anyways, you yuppy bitch. YDI

#94 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:51am by RDMC20

true. id tell them to shut the fuck up you ignorant bastards and stop being so inconsiderate over a little accident. be extra annoying. if someone puts their music on loud enough for you to hear it bring it up. complain about it, make tiny little things seem like huge faults just to piss them off.

#95 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:06pm by leoofbodom

I'm sure no one would have complained if you were attractive. For the sake of humanity, please put some clothes on. Or do something to make yourself more attractive. In any case, YDI.

#96 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:15pm by thugbert

maybe they were jealous

#98 - On 07/04/2009 at 9:39pm by beethoven

who has neighborhood meetings??

#101 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:28am by golfmanreddy

LMAOOO .
but neighborhood meetings ?

#102 - On 07/05/2009 at 12:54pm by dammn

what kind of person goes to neighborhood meetings? is your neighborhood a cult?

#103 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:26pm by hi5534

You must live in one of those small ass, cheesy ass neighborhoods that have meetings and neighborhood watch teams lol.

#104 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:54pm by Shotta

neighborhood meetings? wtf man?

#107 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:04am by saunder

i'm wondering why the hell *everyone* on dude's street is outside at the exact same time...

#108 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:50pm by mcbeth

Wow, what is their PROBLEM??? I guess you live in a neighborhood full of stuck-ups... Either that or you reminded them of a very important issue, lol.

#109 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:00am by poorlittlesmith

I misread this the first time; thought it said: '...decided to bring it up at the next public nudity meeting'.

For a second, you got me excited. I thought what a fascinating neighborhood you must live in.

#110 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:23am by Emriss

your neighbourhood has meetings?? wow you people are sad.. very, very sad. L0l

#111 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:55pm by Ivan_6421

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