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Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (8769)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Embarresedguy (man) - United States (Georgia)

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This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?

#12 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:12pm by YDIForSure

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I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!

#14 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:14pm by taterpotatotots

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