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Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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That's what you get for making "your mom" jokes. Seriously, no pun intended, but those jokes are dead.

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:28am by Drk

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what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.

#13 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:56pm by timmytwofinger

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