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Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12511) - you deserved it (42833)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)

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That's what you get for making "your mom" jokes. Seriously, no pun intended, but those jokes are dead.

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:28am by Drk

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Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML

#4 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:02am by Matisse

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