[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

#343744 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (13894) - you deserved it (58597)

On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

More FMLs?

KAAALIS's life also sucks
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple...

MarMar's life also sucks
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to...

thiswouldhappen. also deserved it
Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by