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Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by skc (man) - United Kingdom

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So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:04pm by Lou_Briccant

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hahaha that's cute!

#5 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:07pm by marrrrgo

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