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Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML

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Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.

#2 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:09pm by Brittanyy

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ew.
just shower.

#5 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:11pm by mexicansweetie48

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