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Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by coco (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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That's why you push everyone on the bus these days, its you for yourself, or your standing alone in the rain...

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:06am by Tearz

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That really sucks. You followed public transit etiquette, and you got dicked over anyway.

Next time, just keep your arm in the doorway - the driver won't drive off unless the doors are fully closed. Well, at least they're not supposed to. At least if he did drive off with your arm stuck, you'd get another FML out of it.

#20 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:15am by dirtyrubes

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