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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:22pm by everwaiting

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omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

#1 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:21pm by Blue33

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