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Man or woman?

Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so being polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board. FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by silly_billy (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Sigh. Easy solution.

"Oh why hello! How are you? This is my wife ______"

She says hello, goes to shake his hand and he will automatically introduce himself.
VERY rarely will this not work.

#13 - On 06/11/2009 at 7:10am by jennaboo84

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Do you work so far down the food chain that you never met the leaders?

#3 - On 06/11/2009 at 6:10am by spillproof

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