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Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28456) - you deserved it (16312)

On 06/09/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

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