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Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my book bag, which I had placed underneath the car to keep it out of the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33176) - you deserved it (13137)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by no - United States (Michigan)

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#1 Book bag doesn't always literally mean only a bag of books. It could have other things that are expensive and breakable in it. Besides, some people also get upset about ruining or losing books, believe it or not.

#7 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:25am by eastmanwolf

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dont feel bad...i locked both sets of my keys in my car withen the first hour i had my car.

#14 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:58am by akfml

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