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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55753) - you deserved it (12331)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:01pm by Shlizabeth

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three words?
clean. your. vag.

#7 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:03pm by kahaari

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