Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

Turfin 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:07

looollll

xXStayPrettyXx 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, at least he's being observant. Gotta give him credit for that.

buttonface 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 19:37

sublimesc 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Haha, keep a clean shop

treli1593 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:02

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taylorchasewhite 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:02

gross. vaginas.

im_asian 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:47

you must be either be gay, or a woman born with a dick.

Emily9352 13

Friday 20 July 2012 2:30

...im_asian, have you ever even witnessed a ******? I'm a girl and even I know they smell like shit and they're extremely ugly.

Lisimal 7

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

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kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

theAdam 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:04

Sounds like he was joking if he said it seductively.

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:04

#5: The OP could be gay, come on now, this isn't 4th grade and girls don't have cooties.

24788 6

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:07

I've grown accustomed to the smell of fish. It's really not that bad.

Itssoxoxrash4_ 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:14

omg that's sad, I feel bad for you

flooger101 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:33

Gross! Upgrade to a higher standard! D0nt settle for fishy! Lol

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