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Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5942) - you deserved it (49220)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by NoNaMe - Australia (New South Wales)

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