Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5064) - you totally deserved it (44747)
On 06/04/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by NoNaMe - Australia (New South Wales)
You should live in Detroit. You'd never make that mistake. Here, everyone's homeless. Or at least begging for change.
It's a risk you had to take. When I worked downtown I developed an uncanny ability to put on my ipod and zone out anybody and everybody who tried to talk to me.
#6 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:13am by vt_mruhlin
Awkward & embarassing...bet he wanted 2 beat da crap outta u...I know I would lol
#10 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:19am by TriNiBaByDoLL
YDI for being judgmental. Of course, he could have been lying, but still...
#11 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:21am by Evilbeagle
It wasent your fault their are too many homless guys who beg for change, if they relley wanted a job they could get one but they would rather be a dick and steal our doller that we worked over.
Sorry- on what planet is "I've no spare change" and "I'm late for work" any way related? Does being late for work render you incapable of carrying loose change? Or does being late for work always make you put on the trousers with the holes in the pockets?
#16 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:30am by hem
Hahahaha happened to me. I actually GAVE money to someone who wasn't homeless. Just a normal guy. But he probably deserved it for looking like one. He smiled at me and gave me the money back.
#17 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:30am by sikanderimran
Yeah, I bet he was. Forget him! Wasting your time like that. I bet he was going to ask for money.
#20 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:46am by RodeHard
If he looks like a homeless person and can't afford a watch then it's his own fault. What a retard.
#!8 - Don't be a hypocrite.
Why is there a lot of FML's involving homeless people latly? (even though this one isn't about a moeless person)
YDI for judging someone by how they look.
#27 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:05am by Random_lurker12
#16, the OP WAS late for work. That is the reason he didn't even wait for the question and just told the homeless looking guy that he didn't have any spare change.
I agree you should have at least waited, but YDI for your excuse. You didn't have any change because you were late??? what.
#30 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:06am by bencaterpillar
So apparently you are NOT homeless if you ask what time it is? Bit ignorant if you ask me. Pretty gay FML...
You should have told him that living under a freeway is not considered a home.....but this was funny!! :D
wow how could you assume he's homeless, your an ignorant bitch
#38 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:33am by WayneWorld
Wow you are a complete asshole. I'm sorry for the guy. You just basically accused him of lookng homeless. That must suck. And anyway is it that terrible to donate a little sometimes?
#39 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:34am by misssweetie
I'd like to say YDI for making the assumption, but if he was wearing ratty clothes and smelled like piss and shame then I could understand your misconception.
#41 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:40am by DarkMirror
My Uncle is a bushworker... he has long unkept hair and his clothes are always a bit dirty from his high paying job. One day a lady came up to him on the street and gave him $5 because he looked like a bum. He just shrugged and said thanks.
#44 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:42am by seb3sixn9ne
lol one of my friends went to a costume party and was asked by the police because he looked homeless and they thought he was just trying to eat the food and drink at the party
A lot of homeless ppl have asked me for time without asking for change. Ydi for being douche-ish lol
Weird. I was moderating FMLs and I saw one it wasthis exact same one but from the dude that called you a dickwad. That one will probably be posted too.
#50 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:10pm by DarkPhantom
You, sir, are a dick. Stop judging people. Also, to everyone on here who has stereotyped homeless people, you're dicks, too.
#53 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:28pm by xClarkGable
Should dress up a bit more if you don't want to be taken for a hobo. No biggie at all not even a fml.
Hahaha YDI for being an insensative asshole in the first place
#56 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:12pm by layzejerze20006
He should dress better.
Many many years ago I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom and a lady gave me some tortillas cause I looked hungry.
lol
5 chickens + 3 ducks = a giant deformed chuck. (mix between chicken and duck,but deformed because there's 8 combined)
Wow, I bet you'll never assume anyone is homeless anymore LOL But don't feel bad he probably was and lied!
Wow just wow, do you not remember the saying don't judge a book by it's cover you judgmental prick.
#66 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:41pm by CodeMonkey123
To you that say maybe he should dress better maybe he's poor but not homeless...or maybe he likes the look, you twats.
#68 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:46pm by CodeMonkey123
I say this is more of an fml for the other guy. It would suck if someone thought I was homeless.
#69 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:52pm by goodnesssss
Why does it matter if he was homeless or not? Don't you have 60 seconds for the common courtesy to find out what he wanted? If he wanted money, you could have offered to buy him some food instead. (Anyone who is REALLY hungry won't turn down that offer.) As it turned out, what he really wanted didn't cost you anything. Except a minute of your time - which you are obviously too important and busy to give.
YDI because you were judgemental simply by his appearance, and because you're a self-centred wanker with no compassion for your fellow man.
#70 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:14pm by raven_darkeyes
God, there are a lot of bleeding-heart hippies on this website.
Homeless people should just be euthanized.
Wow, the logic that some people have, or do not have. That was a rude thing to say without him even saying anything. What if he was going to say good afternoon or something of the like. Or what if you had dropped food on your shirt and he wanted to tell you in case you wanted to make a good impression on people. The hypothetical situations could be endless, so really do not be so quick to assume things. People on here make me laugh and sick at the same time. I sometimes laugh at people's stupidity, but feel sad that they are that stupid in the first place. You all need to start consciously thinking and not believe everything you hear. I could use a rebuttal on almost everyone that spoke in here. YDI for being a moron who thinks that he could ask only one thing.
#79 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:02pm by Templemind47
You definitely deserved it. And apparently running late for work = you instantly lose any spare change. Wut?
Wow... big mistake. More of an FHL for being mistaken as a homeless guy.
#82 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:39pm by Embarassment
#16 - He didn't want to stop and waste time digging change out of his wallet or pocket...
#84 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:00pm by nuga
I wonder why people use insults like "dickwad" it's like saying "You cluster of penises!" I wouldn't want to be a penis cluster but it's not that insulting.
I've heard this joke before. NoNaMe is a liar and a plagiarizer.
#90 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:24pm by myclawsdripkiwi
Pretty much everyone who commented this is a moron. Just because you're not homeless, doesn't mean you're not poor. And the OP never said he smelled or anything. And OP, you're an ignorant bitch for just assuming someone was homeless. This is most deffinitely not an FYL, its an FHL.
maybe...if he would carry around a damn watch or something or dressed up better like everyone else. maybe nobody would assume hes homeless.
#99 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:04pm by erijgio89248
first-you're a douche for assuming something like that.
second--he wasn't homeless because he asked for the time?--homeless people don't keep time?
you're a douche twice over.
Anyone who has ever done actual volunteer work knows homeless people can look like anything. FYL, that guy was being a prick.
And on top of that the fact that someone could be offended by such a thing is just plain intolerant.
serves you right for making assumptions. why didn't you wait for him to actually speak? I would be pissed off if I were that guy.
#106 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:04pm by 0geckofun_
people have no manners or respect for anyone besides themselves.
you are one of those people.
#108 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:40pm by anniesaysbueno
Lately I've been getting a lot of people asking me for money when I'm walking down the street. And they aren't homeless, just dumb people with nothing else better to do then bug other people. Get a fucking job. So I would have probably assumed some random person coming up to me would ask for money. Pretty annoying.
#113-agreed
They should earn they're own fucking money, not take ours
#114 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:42pm by scateice
o really beacuse today I was going I ask some one for the time and they said I don't have any spare change
#116 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:57pm by Stevo1617204
So what? How is that an FML? You will never see him again so this really doesn't affect your life...at all.
YDI for assuming who he is because of his looks and clothes
#120 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:21am by Budweisser
Haha nice. He should post here "I went to ask for the time, and this person replied 'I don't have any spare change', I was wearing by best Sunday suite. FML"
#121 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:40am by fml_and_gfy
Every single person here sucks ass at reading.
The OP was running late for work. Let me say that again because you are all too thick-headed to understand it. The OP was running late for work.
This is why, before even being asked anything, he took the precautionary step of saying that he didn't have any spare change when a stranger walked up to him. When I went to NYC, the ONLY people that walked up to me were either asking for money, or asking if I could take their picture (I had about three different people ask me to take their picture). Since the guy walked up to the OP and the OP was late, he beat the guy to the punch and told him he didn't have any money.
That's not an FML it's more like a fuck his life.. YDI for judging a person so quickly from how they looked/smelt (:
#124 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:29pm by andrade617
Ahahaaa. You know what they say about assuming, it makes and ass out of you and me! Well, you. :]]
That sucks, sorry dude.
#125 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:47pm by brookester23
He might as well be homeless if he can't afford a watch.
#130 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:28pm by Emperor_Jim
