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Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (12873)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

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