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Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51824) - you deserved it (3955)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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