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Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Kitty (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well, there's tea and pastries there, too, yanno. I always get a Chai when I go there. No reason to be completely thankless.

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:54pm by Kitola

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Ooh, burn! I was tipped with toothbrushes once.

Hey cool, number 1 =D

#1 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:52pm by imkendra

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