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Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. She celebrated her birthday two months ago. She decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56394) - you deserved it (3386)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Singapore

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haha that must suck. Go buy yourself a happy birthday to me cake, take a picture of itself and send it to everyone so they feel sorry for you and buy you stuff

#6 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:22pm by spidergirl41

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Um, did your "friend" know that it was your birthday? Cause, if she did? That was exponentially heinous, and she's not a friend, she's a bitch. Make sure the people you choose as friends are not the people you have to keep from stabbing you in the back.

#15 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:28pm by wordgirl

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