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Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by fashionVictim (woman) - United States (New York)

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You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

#3 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:04pm by sherri

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#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:05pm by fb

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