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Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night. So I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. Thats when he said, "you have lettuce in your teeth." FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

#2 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:37pm by PositiveChillout

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wow.

i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot.

xD

#5 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:41pm by steph_darling

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