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Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14122) - you deserved it (30248)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by danyelicindereli (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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