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Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18106) - you deserved it (42705)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by danyelicindereli (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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you were right, that was funny.

#4 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:15am by N00d13s

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the damage could've been worse,
thats pretty lucky really.

shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

#1 - On 05/29/2009 at 6:10am by melissasmile21

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