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Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51990) - you deserved it (4269)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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