Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

#2187535
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49952) - you deserved it (2867)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

herve's life also sucks
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we…

bigblue51 also deserved it
Today, while interviewing for a job I had to read over the physical requirements for the…

Top comments

I agree with #9- she's the one with the pathetic life if she has to resort to such tactics to make herself feel good. I wouldn't even want to be her maid of honor anymore. I wouldn't even want to be friends with a person who's so shallow.

#17 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:14pm by ArtsySwag

See in context

+7

That's what the bridesmaids dresses are for.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:50pm by redbluegreen

See in context

+5 | 31

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by