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Today, I was kicked out of my parents house. I was sleeping in my truck bed because I had nowhere to go. I awoke to a "beep beep beep" noise. I was being towed while sleeping in the truck bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42871) - you deserved it (5594)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by tootles (man) - United States (California)

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Assuming you're an adult, you can't expect your parents to take care of you forever... time to grow up

#4 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:52pm by irishfever

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Maybe the parents called a tow truck?
Doesn't necessarily mean he was illegally parked.

#7 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:55pm by redbluegreen

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