Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 1:18am / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • I would take the bitching just to watch someone farting their way into consciousness... these are the moments we live for

    #5 - On 08/09/2015 at 1:36am by Amateur_Dank

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  • Tell your dad to quit farting around.

    #3 - On 08/09/2015 at 1:35am by tygerarmy

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