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Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Aww. At least they're supportive. FYL though.

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:27pm by nobodyno

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Could be worse you know...they COULD have invited a preacher over and had him try to convince you to be “straight”

#9 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:34pm by Koriss87

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