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Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40768) - you deserved it (2143)
On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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