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Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML
Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.
You are never going to live that one down! :P
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015