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Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML


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On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Word vomit, gotta love it. Think about your comebacks before you say them, it usually never comes out right when you just blurt it out.

#2 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:15pm by NessaMae

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You are never going to live that one down! :P

#3 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:21pm by Razi_tail

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