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Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (11014)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.

#1 - On 04/17/2014 at 4:59pm by fortune789

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Go big or go home? Good luck OP.

#2 - On 04/17/2014 at 5:00pm by CammyGal

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