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Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40475) - you deserved it (6094)

On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

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Everyone has 'those' days OP where nothing goes right! Just forget about it and move on. Tomorrows a new day!

#3 - On 03/23/2014 at 8:38pm by staychill

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At least you didn't spill any coffee on yourself.

#2 - On 03/23/2014 at 8:38pm by the_rude_dude

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