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Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38087) - you deserved it (6285)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by EmmaleeSupertramp (woman) - United States

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"Oh my. What fat stomach you have"
"Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

#7 - On 02/14/2014 at 3:14am by PenguinBitch

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Time to start exercising OP!

#1 - On 02/14/2014 at 3:06am by ihavenolifehaha

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