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Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37587) - you deserved it (13686)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

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Apparently you can't understand English either. Did you have to use a translator for this FML?

#4 - On 01/28/2014 at 1:09pm by Welshite

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lol bad accent?

#3 - On 01/28/2014 at 1:08pm by SmokeyBear420

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